Don't be disappointed just yet. I think you'll like what I do have for you:
- Heartily, I wish you a Merry Christmas Ho, Ho...wait - Santa can't even say that anymore.
- With that in mind, are you sure you know what you are saying? The words you choose may not mean what you think.
- And hey, don't get caught with you pants down, especially around your bicycle. You may be accused of having sex with your bike.
- If you think that's pretty outrageous, you'll never believe that Britney is giving out parenting advice - and to Heidi Klum of all people.
- For those who are Harry Potter fans, check out these sneak peeks for the Half Blood Prince. I'm so excited to know that it's already in production.
- Need something ridiculous and ridiculously expensive, check out some of Sky Mall's odder merchandise.
- Lastly, and on a serious note - I have had a hard time figuring out which candidate I support the most in the upcoming presidential election. Minnesota Public Radio has a short quiz that helps you select your candidate based on your political views. It cleared things up for me a bit. But, I'm not going to tell you who it paired me with, try it for yourself.